I am not dateable

I am not
Sexy enough
Hot enough
Pretty enough
Cute enough
Beautiful enough.

I am  not
Smart enough
Funny enough
Serious enough
Fun enough.

I am too
Sarcastic
Realistic
Figurative
Imaginative
Clingy
Distant
Moody
Cold.

I am too much
To handle
But not good enough
To date
But I am just good enough
To fuck with.